I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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