READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
