Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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