Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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