windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
