My brain says no but my pants say off.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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