i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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