I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
