1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Blood and glitter go together right?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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