I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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