she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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