i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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