Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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