How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My vagina just clenched in fear
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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