Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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