she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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