Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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