Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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