He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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