i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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