Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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