I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
