This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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