Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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