She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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