i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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