see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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