i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
