So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
