yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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