have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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