He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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