Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We have started to decorate penises.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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