This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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