We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
tell me about the fingering
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