8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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