Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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