I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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