How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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