so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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