At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just invented taco cereal.
I don't deserve a penis
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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