Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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