The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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