i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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