before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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