That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
