I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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