if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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