I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
