I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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