so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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